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bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

smurflewis:

so this happened

smurflewis:

so this happened

dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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sassiestravenclaw:

Skippin right over the black guy I see

sassiestravenclaw:

Skippin right over the black guy I see


Happy Birthday Harry Potter and J.K Rowling (31/07/2011)

Happy Birthday Harry Potter and J.K Rowling (31/07/2011)