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siriusblaack:

Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire + Scenery

5,000 Candles in the Wind by Mouse Rat

hummeline:

Just want to point out that this exists as a full song.

growlithes:

Squidward kept this shit real

blue-monster-cookie-eater:

I love Ellen so much 

ruinedchildhood:

Relationship goals.

ruinedchildhood:

Relationship goals.

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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happyless:

darning-socks:

Additional stages preceding Stage 4 include, but are not limited to:

  • the scene phase
  • meme-loving fuck
  • incessant roleplayer
  • brainwashed democrat

it’s not even funny how accurate this is, I cringed so hard at this